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Irene – You Bi***!!

Irene, you blew through like a woman scorned. After an oak tree came pounding through my dining room window and wall around 11:00 p.m. Saturday night, I was over it.…

3 Reasons Not to Lift Any Body Part

In her amazing book, Fear of Fifty, Erica Jong writes: You can never really “fix” mortality and death even if you can snip back your chin flab and eye bags.…

Why I Wanted to Be “That Girl”

I was alone for almost a year at the age of eight. Mono and a myriad of other illnesses caused by it left me stuck inside a house for almost…

Sigourney, Aliens, and Women in Business

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgFXlEg5XZs[/youtube] Remember the scene above in the movie “Alien” in which Sigourney Weaver is protecting the little girl? It’s one of my favorite scenes of all times, because it demonstrates…

No Menopausal Exorcists for Me!

Today I’m battling apathy, but I don’t care enough to do anything about it. I’m having one of THOSE days. A few days ago I sat in a dark theater…