10 Dame Commandments
Women spend a lot of time trying to improve themselves. We work on our make-up, our attitudes, our clothes, our bodies. I watch women fall apart because they’ve gained a…
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Why I Hate the Grocery Store
Would anybody like to go to the grocery store for me? I will pay you. I’m not sure why I hate grocery stores. Perhaps it’s because I’m like someone who…
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Curlers, Dryers, Pits and Pendulums
Young women today complain about all of the different tools we use to look pretty. Things like waxing or threading or hot curling irons. I would like to inform some…
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Cry Softly and Put Down the Baton
I’ll never forget her; curly-haired Sandy in first grade was my first experience with emotional manipulation. We were both running for president of our first grade class, and I was…
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A Dame and Her Dog
What is life without a dog? Last night I pondered what it would be like to sit in front of the television without looking at two big brown eyes searching…
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